Al's Mail Bag

Dear Blog,

I'm so sorry you've been neglected for TWO whole weeks, but you see I just got back from vaca last night. I promise to TRY to be better about spending quality time with you this week. I love you, I really do, but when I have spotty wifi and I am spending every day on the lake, well sometimes I put you on the back burner.

Love, Your writer

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Dear Neo and Pitbull,

Please stop stalking me with your song "Give Me Everything." I swear it's on every station, in stores, and on TV every second of every day and I just can't take it anymore! I used to like it, you know a good foot thumping song but now it makes me CRAZY!

Love, The Girl with the Bleeding Ears

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Dear B12 Shots,

I learned that I'd be needing you once a month at my last GI appointment. I also learned how to shoot my leg with you and I have to admit it was pretty empowering. I'm actually looking forward to our monthly date. Here's to hoping you give me the energy boost I need.

Love, The Vitamin Deficient

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Dear Summer Tan,

Thank you for giving me a "Healthy" (hahaha) glow. I swear I must have looked wretched for the past two years, because although not much has changed on the inside, the compliments on how "well" and "great" I look are coming left and right and I know it's because I'm not ghostly white anymore.

Love, My Skin

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Dear Elbow and Hip Joints,

You are really making me mad these days! STOP.

Love, Your Owner

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Dear Summer,

I can't believe you are almost over. It's been a busy one, with one major adventure left, but we thank you for it. I'll definitely be ready for fall soon, but I'll relish these last few weeks with you.

Love, The Chronicles of Crap household