Tuesday, March 8, 2011

A Letter

Dear Grapes,

Oh how I love you, but man you are NO good for me. And even though I know this, when I see you, I can NOT resist you.

I tell myself that if I eat just 5 that is showing great restraint and shouldn't cause me too many problems.

I do it to myself EVERY time, and it never ends well. You and KP do not mesh well.

Will I give you up, probably not. Don't be offended, I stopped buying you a long time ago, but if we happen to meet in a fruit salad, I won't shy away dear friend...

I'll just pay the price for the five of you I eat for the following three days. What you do for love?!


1 comment:

Janice said...

I eat grapes all the time...but in private...cuz I put one in my mouth..split with my teeth and scrape the insides out with my teeth like an artichoke...or if I'm being more "classy"..I cut them with a knife and then scrape with teeth! enjoy grapes!